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Lightbulb This Motto to Live by left me in tears...

of laughter today in a furniture store while out with my girls! I ended up buying it because they thought it fit me in real life so well!

Motto to Live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!"

Then there were these little decorative mirrors with etched in words that said "I think you should start over!" "Are you seriously going to wear that?" and "What the ....?

What are some of the funniest saying you have all read?

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My youngest son gave me a flat stone for my 60th birthday. On the stone was carved "60 is not old if you are a stone." He thought it was quite amusing.
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I just bought one that I couldn't resist.

MANY PEOPLE HAVE
EATEN IN THIS KITCHEN
AND HAVE
GONE ON TO LEAD
NORMAL HEALTHY LIVES!
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LOL those are cute ones also!
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I have one in my kitchen that says... No one ever dyed by cleaning... but why Chance it?

One that i am so tempted to buy for my work.... "You dont have to be crazy to work hear... we train you "
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Love the motto Tracey! Would be a fun one to scrap!

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My youngest son gave me a flat stone for my 60th birthday. On the stone was carved "60 is not old if you are a stone." He thought it was quite amusing.
Oh my Ang- busted out laughing- I think I like your son's sense of humor.
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Great thread Tracey.

We fly a flag whenever we're out on the boat that says "Time sure flies when you're having Rum!"
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My keyring says - "Its been lovely but I have to scream now" LOL
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