And 1 from Aranka I will never ever forget.....

Aranka was about 2 and her belly button was referred to as her buttom. So she named them both bottom.
She also had this fetish of sticking stones and little branches in her nose and ears. She was a master of getting things stuck in her nose for a long time. 7 trips to the docters before she realised she should not put things in there! And we thought she was 'cured'.


She's playing in the garden while i'm having tea with my friend and we are talking, so I watched her but not every single move she made.

Then all of a sudden she comes up running and screaming: mom mom there's a stone in my bottom....
I'm in a bit panic, and think to myself how on earth did she put it in there. So I tell her okay bend over we will take your pants down and I will look at it. In the back of my mind I allready visualise myself at the docters explaining how she got a stone in there....
She looks at me al surprised well not in THAT bottom, it's in my front bottom....
I was so happy that the stone was in her belly button bottom and not the other bottom....

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oh trust me it's not even the worse thing he blurted out. The teachers all had a blast with him when he was younger

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oh boy I'm so happy mine isnt the only 1 hahahahahaha

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haaahahahahaa

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Lisa

LOL. You guys are cracking me up.

We went to a hockey game on Monday. When the other team scored, there were some of their fans next to us who were cheering. My 5 y.o. son glares at one of the guys and yells "YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!!"

I honestly don't even know where he came up with that!

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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so dd is in the band aid phase and we are in the store... she is sitting in the shopping cart and i guess it pinched her bum because she started screaming at the top of her lungs " I NEED A BAMBAID ON MY BUMM" I said no and she was ok to which she replied "KISS MY BUMM" *sigh*

My little girls both have gorgeous red hair.. and that gets us way more attention that I would like... Every trip to disneyland turns into more of a photo shoot... every tour group from a country that dose not have naturally read hair stop to ask us if they can look.... but some people dont even ask the just start touching... my girls can bend in more ways than you know to get away from wandering hands.... And the dirty looks oh can my youngest stair you down.... The best was the time my youngest probably about 2 yelled " IT IS MINE TOUCH YOUR OWN"

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Moving along.

Past the 1/2 way point and stuck again.

Last fourth of July we are in a nice restaurant eating:

DS: Dad, what's a chunk?
DH: It's a big piece of something.
DS: Then how do you blow it?

Apparently he had seen some cartoon where they were talking about throwing up. DH and I couldn't help but laugh out loud from the surprise.

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Serena Thomas

What funny stories, all of you! Thanks for the smiles!

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